Anonymous asked: you have a lovely blog :)))
aww what thank you!
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
wow like i hate so much of everything that everyone chooses to be and like i know too many real people on twitter so now it is like omg where can i even spew my hateful but hilarious rhetoric you know?
first of all passive aggressive ellipsis users i am so goddam done with you. if i ask if you are ok and you respond “yeah i’m fine…” (or similar) i will drop my concern immediately because you are a fucking adult and should be able to communicate your mental or physical status in like, a better and more direct and less annoying kind of way. i am not interested in ferreting out your stupid emotions like what the fuck kind of time do you think i have on my hands for these games
also to anyone in this world who is at this moment actively trying to edge another human being out of chilling with another group of human beings you need to stop that shit ASAP. you should be able to interact pleasantly with someone you don’t care for unless they have like killed your family or slept with your husband. just suck it up and like be a civil considerate individual.
also internet like the next time someone posts some propaganda upworthy, huffpost, biased blog bullshit i am going to lose. my. mind. if you have an important article or idea to share please ensure that is has been produced by a “legitimate” news source. ya there’s a lot of bullshit spanning the arc of all media but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a gradient with like clickbaity slate-ish shit on one end and like NPR and local news at the other. at least try for the facade of credibility and impartiality. pro tip if words like “abomination” or “unreal” or “disgusting” are in the headline, it’s probably not exactly walter cronkite.
the same goes for contrived like teary puppies and soldiers and kids with cancer crap. at best it’s real and it makes me feel like shit and at worse it’s some insane con that you could take three seconds to SNOPES before you vomit it all over my facebook feed. just stop it like this is 2013 there is no reason you should still be buying into internet hoaxes. you should have evolved beyond that at this point.
another thing i am done with is people who speak about their lives almost exclusively in terms of complaint, particularly if it is 90% circumstances within their own control. oh, you’ve got terrible time management skills so you never sleep due to the fact that you choose not to do your homework on a reasonable schedule? don’t act like you are some gd refugee because you go to bed at 5am. you’re just fucking stupid about the way you plan your day out and that’s not anyone’s fault but your own. likewise if you spend money on stupid shit then complain about being broke, or refuse to break up with someone but complain about everything they do, or dress poorly for the weather and find yourself uncomfortable. like if you dealt with your life better none of these would be issues, so don’t get all self-righteous and martyr-y about it and definitely don’t do it in a way that forces the rest of us to deal with it. there are enough actually shitty things in this world that neither of us need you to be inventing negativity and then spreading it all over.
other minor outrages at this moment include people inviting others to events without the courtesy of asking first, those who displace their anger without apology, people who walk slowly on sidewalks, people who block grocery aisles, and just in general those who do not consider others in their daily lives and actions. don’t be selfish and rude because no one lives in a goddam vacuum and it’s a much nicer world if we all try and stay aware of one another.
this is gross and negative and i’m sorry but tbh like only three of you actually know me irl anyways and also i never, ever speak about myself on tumblr so hopefully i’ve stored up some obnoxiousness-allowed points and i can get away with this.
ps winter you can leave now bai